Why do some, or any people, ever wanted to be a vampire? Being a vampire gives you logic-defying powers, obscene sex appeal, but zero immunity to sadness. Thus, while most lives are so unhappy, at least us mortals always have a handy exit door coming soon.
Second question. Why do modern vampires always end up as rich obnoxious, sexist, club owners? It’s a logical choice, but can’t they just be some simple layman? A night guard maybe?
US release date: May 27
My Rating: 6/10