Near perfect CG but the humors just don’t work. Herge’s comics are hilarious, this movie is painfully unfunny. Haddock’s too sober, Snowy has too many smarty-action parts, they don’t have to include Castafiore just to make (and mock) her voice as a plot device, too much banal stunts, too much useless fighting and shootout sequences. This is Tintin, Mr. Spielberg, not frickin’ Indy Jones.
My Rating: 3/10