In Swann Valley everything gets weird pretty quickly.
Val Kilmer is Hall Baltimore, a B-class horror writer on decline. His ‘half-ex’ wife Denise, is Joanne Whalley, Kilmer’s real ex wife, bitching over money for child support (Don’t forget to read this).
The writer promises to deliver a horror story with some twist ending. And now we have this ‘horror’ film, with cheap B-movie digital look and feel, cheap sounding music score, complete with somekind of a twixt, er, twist ending.
Okay. We’ve almost missed the joke, Grandpa Coppola.
My Rating: 4/10